Showing posts with label gambling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gambling. Show all posts

Monday, February 2, 2015

Top 10 Reasons A Monkey Is a Better Pet Than A Cat or Dog.

Top Ten List: Reasons monkey makes a better pet than cat or dog:

Maze of Monkey Dog
Monkey Dog Maze - SOLUTION
  1. Monkeys are able to climb up a tree AND back down. Dogs pretty much cannot climb up any tree other than the most basic, and cat's have a knack for climbing trees and then getting stuck up there, with a cliché result often being that the fire-department needs to come rescue the poor kitty.

  2. Monkeys Can Even Have Their Own Pets. While is is not unheard of for dogs and cats to get along, it is virtually non-existent that one actually fully takes care of the other, but with monkeys, there are several well documented instances in which monkeys adopt and care for a cat or occasionally even a dog.
  3. "Sorry, gotta go home and let out my monkey" is a WAY better excuse to get out of a jam. Going to walk the dog or change the kitty litter is just about the lamest excuse out of a social situation, but throw the word "monkey" in the mix and it conveys a jungle like situation that everyone has to rave about.
  4. Monkey art of hot air balloon ride.Monkeys Throw Feces, in the GARBAGE. Getting rid of poop is the less glamorous side of owning animals. Monkeys are known for throwing their soft, stool for a range of reasons. With some simple training techniques, you can train your pet monkey to dispose of his/her unmentionables, and even wash their hands afterwards.
  5. Monkeys Can Gamble For You: There is established research in which monkeys learned about money, and then proceeded to gamble with the money. Surprisingly, monkeys gamble with the same monkey-brain habits of humans. It is plausible, that you could set up an online casino account, and then let your monkey press the controls of a pokies game or something mindless like that. The monkey may be entertained, and you might even win some money. I would not recommend it with high amounts, as most likely the monkey will loose in the long run. The house always wins rule applies even for monkey gamblers.
  6. Monkeys Are Funny. While dogs certainly have a strong personality and cats
    groovy man monkey dude
    have a distinct royal view of themselves, there is nothing quite as comical as a monkey. Even mention of the word evokes laughter or a smile. Their human like features that are so different in reality triggers the laughing part of our brain. Nothing better than a funny pet.
  7. Need pet toys? Monkeys can play with all baby toys. Rather than spend a fortune on unique and speciality toys at a fancy pet shop, created for your dog or cat, you can simply buy baby toys for your pet monkey. No need to even worry about it, as their small little hands have almost the exact dexterity as human youngsters. With the safety feature of lacking small parts already built in.
  8. Three Words: Monkey Tea Party.  Just think of all the benign activities that if you included a monkey in them, suddenly become hilarious. Making A Sandwich. Paper Airplane Races. Monkey In The Middle. I think you get the idea :)
  9. The eat Bananas. While a dog or cat will bankrupt you with their expensive and unusually specific dietary needs, a monkey can be given a whole banana, and it will peel it and eat it on their own recognizant. Even the rest of their diet is fairly easily maintainable, with basic access to a supermarket.
  10. Everyone remembers "The Monkey". Calls to the Vet, social instances, etc. Everyone remember, "the guy with the monkey". And it usually brings a smile to their face. By having that instant recognition, it makes your life much easier.

 

Maze Solution the Monkey Dog Maze

Maze solution


Some Funny Cat & Monkey MEMES

chilling monkey and cat
Meme of a monkey and a cat JUST CHILLIN'

furry friends cat and monkey
Furry Friends Meme of Cat and Monkey

meme of kitten and gorilla
Seriously Human! Why you don't sit next to kitty on that chair?


About Yanito Freminoshi

For anyone who doesn’t know about optical art, they should definitely check out the work of Yanito Freminoshi. He comes from a small village near Tokyo and he is making visual illusion work that is simply stunning. These are maze style works that have strong optical and visual illusion properties to them. They require people to really use their minds to try to solve them and they challenge people to think in different ways. The maze solution is provided with the work of Yanito Freminoshi, but it’s always better to challenge the maze user and to try to solve it first. And, these maze art pieces can certainly be shared with other enthusiasts. It’s just important to attribute them to Yanito Freminoshi when using them for printing, editorials, commercial use, educational use and other. The link can also be shared with people so that they can get back to the solution if they need it.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

The Card Game of Casino War

Casino War - 3 of Clubs is about to eat dirt.
Playing gambling games online has always been great fun and also potentially very lucrative. It is important to ensure that you are playing in an established, recognized and secure online casino before you begin to transfer funds online. Playing an online slot or card game is a great way to have fun and unwind after a stressful day at work. There are many different varieties of casino games depending on your mood, concentration level and time limit. A great card game that is easy enough to be enjoyed and does not require too much intense concentration is the casino war game. Casino war is based on the classic war card game that many of us played during our childhood. The game can initially be played for fun at many casinos with no need to deposit money until you decide to play for real money and the chance to win.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Superb Casino - How to find the right one.

What makes for a real superb online casino is three crucial factors, and these are trust – you have to be able to trust the casino. Excitement- this is a combination of not only great games but also exciting promotions and bonuses and finally, great customer service. Playing at a casino online is both safe and secure. You will need to make sure you are betting at the most reputable online casino that you can find. Gambling at an online casino is as much fun, if not even more fun than gambling at a land based casino. You will be able to find the full list of your favourite games at most online casinos, such as, blackjack, roulette, craps, keno and of course the full variety of slots. Finally, be sure that the casino offers the full range of banking options for you to finance your online casino playing.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Gambling And Style Collide

Take The Chance - Gambling Man
Movies and other forms of media have really made a difference in our perceptions of gambling and the excitement (or lack thereof) that accompany it. While movies and TV shows will have us believe that excitement and a constant wave of winnings is the accepted norm in a casino environment, nothing could be further from the truth. Real gamblers, the kind that make their living by understanding the games and stacking the odds in their favor, are typically very calm and detached players, who do not allow the game to effect their emotions or moods. One common misunderstanding about this topic is that many players try to play it "cool" when they feel the emotions getting the best of them, but their activity is anything but that. This behavior is known as the degenerate gambler, a status that you want to avoid. 

Know when you have a good hand.
Rather than become victim to such behaviors, it is best to focus and hone your skills into learning the game and improving you sophistication of gambling cycles and procedures. Just like a lawyer or surgeon wouldn't walk into court or an operating room without thoroughly investigating every detail involved, neither should a Gambling Man simply sit down at a table and hope for the best. He must understand the game, understand the casino, and most importantly, have an understanding of the other players, at least on a basic level. There is nothing worse than being the 2nd best person at the table, since that just means you are giving everything to the person who is #1, and that should be you.

The High-Class High-Roller
Another point to ponder that many casino's don't want you to know is that certain games are more geared for winning and other are simply geared to excitement combined with taking your money. It is best to avoid the money loosing attempts and to focus solely on the ones that enable you to win, even if they are making you win on purpose with the sole intention of making others around you more eager to gamble. It is far preferable that the casino uses you to make an example of a winner, as opposed to just taking your money.

While casino's always make money and will continue to do so, there are still always individuals who win big (and tell everyone about it) which is what keeps other coming back to try their luck. you want to be preceptive and congnative of the world around you when in the casino, and use this knowledge to drive more winnings to your end of the table.

Remember - The casino (online or not) is all about the Benjimans - and having fun.